knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
tumblr has it so wrong like spike jonze is not sugar daddy hot. he’s like best buy manager hot. he’s like adjunct professor hot. he’s like the guy who works the front desk at the local community center hot. he’s like your uncle’s accountant hot. he’s like one of the adult humans on sesame street hot. he’s avid whole foods customer hot. he’s not cool or suave or even rich (he has good credit tho) but that’s part of the attraction. so get it right tumblr.